Think of this as a substitute for the bikini bottom. If you thought the string bikini or the thong reached levels of daring, this little nothing pushes things a bit further.
I'm not sure; but I think it might have originated in South America, where there seems to be a competition for making swimwear increasingly daring. Let's say that this pushes the envelope a bit further. It must take a special act of faith to presume that it would stay in place with any kind of use!
Toto, I don't think we're in North Dakota any more!
I do not plan to go in this direction. A granny bikini is daring enough, especially considering that I have an ample backside.
I can't imagine how this 'bottom' would stay in place. Also, it must feel uncomfortable to wear. I'll pass.
ReplyDeleteI can't see anyone but an exhibitionist like Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton ever wanting to wear something like that. It fails to pass the first part of the Picket Fence Test for swimwear and lingerie - it should protect the property without obstructing the view.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Bilbo.
ReplyDeleteThis is only for exhibitionists.
And no skimping on bikini waxing. Trimming would not be enough.
Anyone who would wear this should hold up a sign :Look at me, I'm an attention whore.
It's better to see someone else wear one than have your lady wear one.
ReplyDeleteHow hard would you be squeezing your cheeks together to make sure it stayed in place?
ReplyDeleteIt is mind-boggling how it stays in place. Not for strenuous activity I'm sure.
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