Tuesday, April 26, 2011

The Real Meaning of Temperatures in North Dakota

Real Meaning of Temperatures in North Dakota

60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in North Dakota plant gardens.

50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in North Dakota sunbathe.

40 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in North Dakota drive with the windows down.

32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in North Dakota gets thicker.

20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in North Dakota throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in North Dakota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero: People in Miami all die. People in North Dakota close the windows.

10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico People in North Dakota get out their winter coats.

25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in North Dakota are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in North Dakota let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. North Dakotan's get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.

460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.) People in North Dakota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero: Hell freezes over. North Dakota public schools will open 2 hours late.

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