Q: Why do ducks fly over South Dakota upside down?
A: There's nothing worth craping on!
Q: How do you know the toothbrush was
invented in South Dakota?
A: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have
been called a teethbrush.
Q: What's the most popular pick up line in
A: Nice tooth!
Q: Why do folks from South Dakota go to
the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 17 and under are not
Q: Why are there so
many unsolved murders in South Dakota?
A: There are no dental records and
everyone has the same DNA
Q: Why did South Dakota raise the minimum
drinking age to 25?
A: They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high
Q: How can you tell if someone in South Dakota is married?
The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
Q: Why do
University of South Dakota grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: What do you call a good looking
girl on the University of South Dakota campus?
A: A visitor.
you hear about the power outage at the University of South Dakota library?
Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
does the average University of South Dakota student get on his SAT?
Q: How many University of South Dakota freshman does it take to change a
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q: What is the
definition of safe sex down in South Dakota?
A: Placing signs on the animals
Q. What do you get when you drive quickly
through the South Dakota campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.
are rectal thermometers banned in South Dakota?
cause too much brain damage!
Q: What's the difference between a South
Dakota grad and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the
other is a fish.
Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in South
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
did the South Dakota grad die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on
Q: What is the definition of a South Dakota virgin?
A: An ugly
twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..
Q: What do they call
students who go to University of South Dakota?
A: Rejects from University of
Q: What's the difference between a South Dakota basketball
player and a dollar?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
How many South Dakota grads does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava
lamps don’t burn out man!
Q: What are the best four years of a South
Dakota grad's life?
A: Third grade
Q: What does a South Dakota native
and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck
Q. What's the first thing an South Dakota girl does when she wakes
up in the morning?
A. Walks home.
Q: What do you call a South Dakota
grad with a job?
A: A liar!
Q: Why don't
girls play hide and seek in South Dakota?
A: No one would look for them.