Saturday, January 19, 2013


Because the P.C. NCAA forbids its members from having Native American mascots, the University of North Dakota is currently mascotless.

Frankly, while I think that the NCAA sucks, going mascotless is a refreshing twist instead of coming up with an NCAA-approved mascot chosen just because one is needed.  Like Arkansas State's Red Wolves, for instance.  Who has even seen one? 

And the fact that some teams have still have ethnic mascots means that the double standard is official NCAA policy.  Or do they fear the wrath of the Notre Dame crowd?

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Late Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.

You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells”. Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carol’s".

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Be Insulted by Martin Luther!

If you've been a sinner, or rebounded into Catholicism, you deserve to be chastised by Martin Luther.  Go to this site and let Martin take out his umbrage on you:


Tuesday, January 8, 2013

The Bus for the Bowling Teams

Two bowling teams, one Swedish, one Norwegian, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament. The Swedish team rides on the bottom level of the bus, the Norwegian team rides on the top level.

The Swedish team, down below, is wooping it up and having a great time until one of them realizes he doesn't hear anything from the Norwegians upstairs. So, he decides to investigate.

When the Swede reaches the top, he finds the Norwegian team staring straight ahead at the road, frozen in fear, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

"What's going on up here?" asks the Swede. "We're having a great time downstairs!"

"Ya," screams a terrified Norwegian, "but you've got a driver!"