Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Bikini Waxing and The Rapture

Since we don't know when this apocalytic event will occur, and the saved are often depicted as being taken up to heaven in their birthday suits. And I believe that I should be as presentable as possible on that occasion: brush teeth regularly, bathe, brush my hair, shave my legs, and so forth. Since I get waxed on occasion, should I do it more frequently so as to look my best?

What do you folks think?


Friday, January 15, 2016

Stylish Granny Garners DUI Arrest

This happened in Naples, Florida several months ago, but I missed.  Apparently a 49-year-old granny got arrested for DUI for the second time This time it resulted in an accident with her BMW being totaled.  Anyway, the Naples Police came on the scene, and arrested her for DUI even though she was wearing a stylish bikini.

I'll bet her grandson was proud to tell his classmates the next day about his adventure with his hot grandma!






Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Fearless Presidential Election Prediction

Having seen both the Republicans and Democrats in their debate modes, and with the passage of time, I make my fearless prediction as to next year's election choices.

1. Hillary Rodham Clinton bests Bernie Sanders for the Democratic nomination, after a Draft Biden movement loses steam. She names Elizabeth Warren as her running mate, but she passes in order to run in 2020.  Some nobody Democrat fills in for their Vice-Presidential candidate.

2.  The Republicans, after a struggle, become so divided that delegates bolt the party. The Rump Republicans nominate Donald Trump for President, and Ben Carson for Vice-President.

3.  Dissidents from both parties form a third party with some conciliatory bows to both the left and the right. They draft Rand Paul and Jim Webb as running mates. Call them the Moderate Party.

4. In the general election, Hillary Rodham Clinton wins; and the Moderate Party candidates come in second. Too many people were put off by the Trumpster.

5.  America wakes up on the first Wednesday of November with a monsterous hangover and buyers' remorse.