Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Bikini Waxing and The Rapture

Since we don't know when this apocalytic event will occur, and the saved are often depicted as being taken up to heaven in their birthday suits. And I believe that I should be as presentable as possible on that occasion: brush teeth regularly, bathe, brush my hair, shave my legs, and so forth. Since I get waxed on occasion, should I do it more frequently so as to look my best?

What do you folks think?