Two Aggies bunk together at school and on a Sunday morning one decides he’s going to attend church. He leaves and is gone several hours. When he comes back he’s got two black eyes.
His roommate says to him, “Wow, what happened to you! I thought you were going to church.”
The other Aggie said, “I did go to church”.
His roommate looked confused. “But how did you get those two black eyes?”
“Well, it’s simple really. The church I decided to go to didn’t have air conditioning. So when the service got going, it was really hot in there and all of us were sweating up a storm. Then when we got up to sing the first hymn, I noticed the kinda big woman in front of me had her dress stuck up between her butt so I reached over and yanked it out!”
“Ohhhh,” said the Aggie roommate, “that explains one black eye, how’d you get the other one?”
“Well”, the beatup Aggie said, “After she hit me so hard I figured she must have wanted it there so I tucked it back in!”