Q: Why do ducks fly over South
Dakota upside down?
A: There's nothing worth craping on!
Q: How do you know the toothbrush was
invented in South Dakota?
A: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have
been called a teethbrush.
Q: What's the most popular pick up line in
South Dakota?
A: Nice tooth!
Q: Why do folks from South Dakota go to
the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 17 and under are not
admitted.
Q: Why are there so
many unsolved murders in South Dakota?
A: There are no dental records and
everyone has the same DNA
Q: Why did South Dakota raise the minimum
drinking age to 25?
A: They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high
schools!
Q: How can you tell if someone in South Dakota is married?
A:
The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
Q: Why do
University of South Dakota grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A:
So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: What do you call a good looking
girl on the University of South Dakota campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: Did
you hear about the power outage at the University of South Dakota library?
A:
Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Q: What
does the average University of South Dakota student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
Q: How many University of South Dakota freshman does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q: What is the
definition of safe sex down in South Dakota?
A: Placing signs on the animals
that kick.
Q. What do you get when you drive quickly
through the South Dakota campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.
Q: Why
are rectal thermometers banned in South Dakota?
A: They
cause too much brain damage!
Q: What's the difference between a South
Dakota grad and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the
other is a fish.
Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in South
Dakota?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
Q. How
did the South Dakota grad die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on
him!
Q: What is the definition of a South Dakota virgin?
A: An ugly
twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..
Q: What do they call
students who go to University of South Dakota?
A: Rejects from University of
North Dakota!
Q: What's the difference between a South Dakota basketball
player and a dollar?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q:
How many South Dakota grads does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava
lamps don’t burn out man!
Q: What are the best four years of a South
Dakota grad's life?
A: Third grade
Q: What does a South Dakota native
and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck
up.
Q. What's the first thing an South Dakota girl does when she wakes
up in the morning?
A. Walks home.
Q: What do you call a South Dakota
grad with a job?
A: A liar!
Q: Why don't
girls play hide and seek in South Dakota?
A: No one would look for them.
