Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Lame South Dakota Jokes

 Q: Why do ducks fly over South Dakota upside down?
A: There's nothing worth craping on!

Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Dakota?
A: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

Q: What's the most popular pick up line in South Dakota?
A: Nice tooth!

Q: Why do folks from South Dakota go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 17 and under are not admitted.

Q: Why are there so many unsolved murders in South Dakota?
A: There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA

Q: Why did South Dakota raise the minimum drinking age to 25?
A: They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

Q: How can you tell if someone in South Dakota is married?
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.

Q: Why do University of South Dakota grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of South Dakota campus?
A: A visitor.

Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of South Dakota library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

Q: What does the average University of South Dakota student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.

Q: How many University of South Dakota freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.

Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in South Dakota?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.

Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the South Dakota campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.

Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned in South Dakota?
A: They cause too much brain damage!

Q: What's the difference between a South Dakota grad and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in South Dakota?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

Q. How did the South Dakota grad die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!


Q: What is the definition of a South Dakota virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..

Q: What do they call students who go to University of South Dakota?
A: Rejects from University of North Dakota!

Q: What's the difference between a South Dakota basketball player and a dollar?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: How many South Dakota grads does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

Q: What are the best four years of a South Dakota grad's life?
A: Third grade

Q: What does a South Dakota native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Q. What's the first thing an South Dakota girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
A. Walks home.

Q: What do you call a South Dakota grad with a job?
A: A liar!

Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in South Dakota?
A: No one would look for them.

9 comments:

  1. Hey I enjoyed them, lame or not!

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  2. Great jokes. It seems every state has a bunch of jokes about a neighboring state.

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  3. These are actually all recycled West Virginia jokes. And they're all true.

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  4. Great jokes. I tend to think Mississippi.

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  5. I live in South Dakota, and I find this very offensive.

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  6. Are you mad because your sister can outrun you??

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