Bikini Waxing and The Rapture

Since we don't know when this apocalytic event will occur, and the saved are often depicted as being taken up to heaven in their birthday suits. And I believe that I should be as presentable as possible on that occasion: brush teeth regularly, bathe, brush my hair, shave my legs, and so forth. Since I get waxed on occasion, should I do it more frequently so as to look my best?

What do you folks think?

The Mid-West Versus Florida

Stylish Granny Garners DUI Arrest

This happened in Naples, Florida several months ago, but I missed.  Apparently a 49-year-old granny got arrested for DUI for the second time This time it resulted in an accident with her BMW being totaled.  Anyway, the Naples Police came on the scene, and arrested her for DUI even though she was wearing a stylish bikini.

I'll bet her grandson was proud to tell his classmates the next day about his adventure with his hot grandma!