Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Bikini Waxing and The Rapture

Since we don't know when this apocalytic event will occur, and the saved are often depicted as being taken up to heaven in their birthday suits. And I believe that I should be as presentable as possible on that occasion: brush teeth regularly, bathe, brush my hair, shave my legs, and so forth. Since I get waxed on occasion, should I do it more frequently so as to look my best?

What do you folks think?


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15 comments:

  1. MikeJune 9, 2016 at 12:55 AM

    I think I'm going to need a little better frame of reference before rendering an opinion.

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  2. eViL pOp TaRtJune 9, 2016 at 7:24 AM

    I think a nice Brazilian and wearing makeup would be a careful move. Heaven is open to the fashionistas too.

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  3. The Bastard King of EnglandJune 9, 2016 at 9:39 AM

    Soppose God prefers it hairy, like natural.

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  4. Elvis Wearing a Bra on His HeadJune 9, 2016 at 7:08 PM

    By all means, wax your beaver!

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  5. Big Sky HeidiJune 9, 2016 at 10:21 PM

    Shave or wax, both do the job. Whether preparing for a cruise or the rapture, do it!

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  6. Sinner BobJune 10, 2016 at 7:27 AM

    You should feel real good, having a bottom like that! If you got in, flaunt it!

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  7. FrançoiseJune 11, 2016 at 8:28 AM

    Is this some kind of cult belief?

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  8. bakku-shanJune 11, 2016 at 9:52 PM

    See my cartoon today.

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  9. Maureen FlemingAugust 10, 2016 at 10:04 PM

    Although it may be one of the most painful experiences of your life, a bikini wax is a great confidence booster and an excellent look for bikini season. I usually schedule mine for late April, right around the time I leave for my annual Florida trip to Disney World. Love the fresh feeling while at the pools.

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  10. CloudiaJuly 17, 2017 at 12:37 PM

    How many cosmetologists can dance on the head of a pin?!

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  11. BlogorattiAugust 3, 2017 at 9:01 AM

    If its a good booster of confidence then it makes sense to do it. Greetings!

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  12. Big Sky HeidiAugust 24, 2017 at 6:59 PM

    Damn great idea!

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  13. Rick ForrestalAugust 28, 2017 at 4:01 PM

    Please continue.
    And thank you for looking that damn good.
    Mmmmm.

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  14. UplayOnlineOctober 28, 2017 at 11:16 AM

    Love the fresh feeling while at the pools.


    แตกใน xxx

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  15. -blessed b9, Catalyst4ChristMay 3, 2018 at 7:33 PM

    Q: wonder why I get 4? 5? responses in
    my yeeeeeers of blogging?
    A: people DO NOT prefer to think about
    the unknown, they prefer to think of
    the transitory... and thats guhroovy.
    But, yet, 1-outta-1 bites-the-dust, baby
    and if you aint ready to go Upstairs,
    you'll either go to Purgatory or Hell.
    I hope you'll goto Purgatory.
    Lemme wanna gonna give you a hint, dear:

    Coming to my BIG-ol,
    John Belushi, party-hardy
    in illustrious Seventh-Heaven:
    pleasure-beyond-measure-R&R
    which YOU sooo deserve ..??

    ...yet, gotta quit materialism
    N whorizontal vanity: God's Rules
    aint crippling; sin is crippling.

    Yes, earthling, Im an NDE,
    I know now s'up... literally.
    God bless you with discernment.
    Make Your Choice -SAW

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