Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

Unfortunately, most people have only have only heard of the Four Horsemen in the Book of Revelation.

In order to further their Biblical knowledge, I want to mention the lesser-known but equally feared Four Horsewomen. See the Bible for the full version.

They are:

(a) PMS, riding a puce horse

(b) Water Retention, riding a vile light green horse

(c) Weight gain, riding a blue horse

(d) Bad Hair, riding an off-brown horse with roots showing

Agggh! I hear hoofbeats!