I just want to report on the most outlandish innovation in swimwear that has hit the Florida beaches: the C-string!
Think of this as a substitute for the bikini bottom. If you thought the string bikini or the thong reached levels of daring, this little nothing pushes things a bit further.
I'm not sure; but I think it might have originated in South America, where there seems to be a competition for making swimwear increasingly daring. Let's say that this pushes the envelope a bit further. It must take a special act of faith to presume that it would stay in place with any kind of use!
Toto, I don't think we're in North Dakota any more!
I do not plan to go in this direction. A granny bikini is daring enough, especially considering that I have an ample backside.