Laundry Day in North Dakota

The Ten Real States of Florida

According to the Miami New Times, the Sunshine State is really ten different states, with names and tempers like Jimmy Buffetstan, The New New York, Retirementville, Florida Concentrate, and all. You can read about them here, and possibly understand us.

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/the-ten-distinct-states-that-make-up-florida-6530661

The weather is warm enough now that midriffs are becoming bare locally.  I'm pleased to say that I can go complete Shania now, after one serious crash diet and exercise program!

The Lingerie of the Mid-West

Here's a concise map giving the Official State Lingerie for the different states of the Heartland, and the Forlorn Land.

Well, Connecticut has an official State Nut and New Mexico has a State Tie. Why not some states having a state lingerie? North Dakota can have full-sized panties, Ohio can adopt crotchless panties as its own, and uptight Kansas can go with pajamas. William Allen White missed this in his editorial, "What's the Matter With Kansas?"

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