Thursday, March 19, 2015

The Lingerie of the Mid-West

Here's a concise map giving the Official State Lingerie for the different states of the Heartland, and the Forlorn Land.

Well, Connecticut has an official State Nut and New Mexico has a State Tie. Why not some states having a state lingerie? North Dakota can have full-sized panties, Ohio can adopt crotchless panties as its own, and uptight Kansas can go with pajamas. William Allen White missed this in his editorial, "What's the Matter With Kansas?"




6 comments:

  1. KS would need twin beds to go along with the PJs. Wouldn't want people to think they were sleeping together.

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  2. KS is funny!

    Does no one go undie-less in the Midwest?

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  3. I'm surprised that long john lingerie isn't the state lingerie in the northern plains.

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  4. Looking a bit more to the south, one might expect the official state lingerie for Texas to be the camouflage-pattern bra and panties with built-in holster and knife sheath. Lends new meaning to the term, "going commando."

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  5. Wouldn't want people to think they were sleeping together.


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