Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Notice of Meeting

The New Feminist Lutheran Lesbian Prayer Collective and New Age Glee Club will meet in the Fellowship Hall on Friday, October 26, 2010, at 7:30 P.M. Bring your prayer shawls and wear exercise clothes. A fruit cake will be auctioned off to benefit the missionaries in Chicago.

The New Feminist Lutheran Lesbian Prayer Collective and New Age Glee Club prides itself on making its own fruit cakes. These are actual edible fruit cakes (to the extent that one would eat a fruit cake) using homemade ingredients. The NFLLPC & NAGC is very traditionalist, and all turn out in their Sunday best jeans and motorcycle jackets for public meetings. Their sale is the social event of the season.

We appreciate the free lube jobs offered by Svenson and Son as an expression of solidarity with our cause.

Uff da!

2 comments:

  1. Do they have lutefisk fruit cakes too?

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  2. Bizarre! No one uses prayer shawls any more.

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