Lust was calculated by compiling the number of sexually transmitted diseases — HIV, AIDS, syphilis, chlamydia and gonorrhea — reported per capita.
Minnesota and Iowa are definitely non-lustful, while the passions run hot in the Deep South and Southeastern states. Not surprisingly, Utah doesn't play.
Get a room, you Mississippians!
Fargo and Grand Forks, I'm sorry to say, do not fall among the great forkers, if the map is to be believed.